Spilling checquer

From: Dave Elliott
Subject: Who wrote this jape?
Date: 11 May 90 04:32:03 GMT

The following is guiven without source in IEEE Transactions on Aerospace and Electronic Systems , Vol. 26, No. 2, March 1990—p. 209. Who is the author?

Catching Misspilled Words with Spilling Checquer

As an extra addled service, I am going to put this column in the Spilling Checquer, where I tryst it will sale through with flying colons. In this modern ear, itis simply inexplicable to asc readers to expose themselves to misspelled swords when they have bitter things to do.

And with all the other timesaving features on my new worc processsor, it is in realty very easy to pit toguether a colon lique this one and guet it tight. For instans, if there is a worc that is wrong, I just put the curse on it, press Delete and its Well submittimes it deletes to the end of the leraucon or worst yet the whole rague. Four bigguer problems, there is the Cat and Paste option. If there is some test that is somewhere were you wish it where somewhere else you jest put the curse at both ends and wash it disappear. Where you want it to reappear simply bring four quars of water to a rotting boil and throw in 112 pounds of daced chicquen. Submittimes it brings in the Cat that was Pasted yesterday.

But usually it comes out as you planned, or better. And if it doesn't, there are lots of other easy to lose options…

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