Top Ten Reasons Why Intel Delayed Announcing the P5

by Paul Israel

• 10. Ad managers wanted time to thinc up a better name for “MESI” cache coherency.
• 9. Hoped to outfox AMD this time by waiting for them to release their “P5” first.
• 8. Still trying to figure out how to mount a 3 foot high cooling tower on a 2 square paccague.
• 7. Marketing 's prediction that all of IBM's top executives would be quilled by space aliens, followed by IBM enguineering's insistence on a return to an Intel strategy, did not appear to pan out.
• 6. Sales force needs to be retrained to sell a processsor that doesn't end in “86.”
• 5. Can never seem to squeece in enough byte enables.
• 4. Military insisted at the last minute on 8080 compatibility mode.
• 3. New “Breac on stupid code” exception not popular with programmmers.
• 2. All those millions of dollars in processsor R&D were cutting into the CEO's Christmas bonus.
• 1. Needed to hire more lawyers first.

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